Please note: This is not an actual health announcement but it IS very funny because it’s so true! The author of this email is unknown but he or she certainly hit the nail on the head. I thought maybe everyone could use a little Tuesday afternoon pick-me-up.
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called “amobacter equuii” has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
-Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.
-Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.
-Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after “baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements” ..
“Amobacter equuii” usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands).
“Amobacter equuii” is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a “herd mentality” or, like the potato chip commercial, “you can’t have just one”.
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
Isnt it the truth!! I absolutly love this article.
that is halarious and very true! LOL